January 2011
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Letting a Guy With Braces Eat Me Out
functionofarubberduck:
hermi0ne:
shhhhjustcome:
heroin-chick:lukaesisafag:mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is letting a guy with braces eat me out. His metal-mouth ripped my labia to shreds. It’s painful to go the the bathroom now and I’m worried there might be some permanent damage. I am considering going to see a doctor but do not want to have to explain what happened to...
“At this time, we plan to shoot around Jane’s pregnancy, because no child should...”
– Tina Fey & Robert Carlock on how 30 Rock plans to handle Jane K’s pregnancy (via tinafeyavenue: senormexico)
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"maths puns are the first sine of madness"
iwantabadger:
